The title line is definitely click bait š I *did* go to the doctor and he *did* diagnose and prescribe me with something which did cure a pretty minor problem. But a cure non-the-less!
Is this what normal people feel like? They go to their doctor, tell the doctor their problem, they get told what it is there and then and are given some treatment and 2 weeks later it works and you stop treatment.
I have to admit to being super confused the whole time. I got to the point where I was more rash than normal skin and my GP and immunologist were a bit stumped because itās impossible to diagnose a rash on a phone appointment, so I got sent to a dermatologist. It turns out I had 3 different types of rashes going on but I thought it was the same thing because as far as I was concerned, it went away when I took more steroids and flared up worse when I was low on cortisol or was tapering. But itās not- type 1 was because I was allergic to something I was eating, type 2 was when I actually was low on cortisol and I get a kind of hyperpigmentation (normal for adrenal Insuffiency) and the 3rd type was a dermatology problem called Pityriasis versicolor, which is where your skin has a build up of too much yeast and basically stains the skin and gets a bit scaly.
Despite looking contagious because of my 3 different rashes, I wasnāt. I walked into the dermatology department, spent all of 30 seconds showing my doctor my rash, he said what it was which I promptly forgot because itās a stupid name, he rattled off a set of instructions for a cream and confidently said that it would work so he was discharging me back to my GP.
Dermatology is completely new to me so my first thought was āit canāt be that easy, surely heās missed somethingā. Normally I study a lot before doctors appointments, I know what my test results are and how they impact on other systems in my body. Googling rashes is not pleasant (do not recommend) and you get some pretty horrible pictures. So I decided to just see what happened when I went. But it was exactly how he said it was- I put the cream on every 3 days for 2 weeks and it completely disappeared.
Usually I turn up to the doctor and have to spend ages explaining what adrenal Insuffiency is, argue that taking steroids at this dose isnāt optional and isnāt going to change and that everything thatās wrong with me has the potential to trigger my adrenal Insuffiency. Meaning itās important to treat and manage the symptoms as best as I can to avoid them triggering anything. I didnāt have any of that at this appointment. I spent more time walking from the car park to the department than I did in the room.
So my first thought was ānope. Itās probably not that simple, heās fobbing me offā. This didnāt help that he was one of those doctors who donāt like using full sentences to talk to their patients, and who like to type up their notes on the computer and say āIāll send it to youā rather than telling the person sat in front of them. I hate this. You canāt double check a doctorās work if they do this, which I normally have to. I kept asking him to explain it and he half did, half typed so I gave up and waited for him to give me a hospital prescription, which is another way I check up on things. Which he didnāt. He said heād give it to my GP and theyād issue it. Which also annoyed me because consultant letters can take up to 3 months to come through so my next thought was āIām never getting this prescriptionā. Plus most of my consultant issued meds have to be dispensed initially in the hospital pharmacy because theyāre usually either off licence or complicated.
Honestly, I left thinking that he was a rude, idiotic doctor and that I was going to have to go back and argue with people again, while looking like some kind of scaly, spotty alien. But before Iād even got home from the hospital, heād already sent my clinic letter to my GP via an e-portal that Iād never used despite my many other doctors. A rude doctor he might be, but I was definitely wrong about him being an idiot and fobbing me off. (Side note- I know his hyper efficiency was because he was able to type the letter while I was there, which is great, but I shouldnāt be able to describe more about the back of his head than I can his face because thatās what I spent most of my time looking at while he was typing away).
Itās been a long time since Iāve been cured of anything. In fact, I canāt actually remember the last time I went to the doctor and completed their treatment and had a problem resolved. Even things like chest infections and UTIs havenāt been cured the way theyāre supposed to- theyāve either lurked for ages or changed into something more complicated. Apparently this skin thing has the potential to come back because I think once you have it, it can reoccur quite easily (a bit like cold sores). But because the treatment worked so fast the first time, it looks to be straight forward again if it comes back.
I quite enjoyed being straight forward for once. If the doctor hadnāt been quite as rude, it would have been the perfect doctor appointment!